Hogwatching

It's good to see that people on the web have SOME decency left. At least they don't post videos of fuckin' hedgehogs. Or hedgehogs fuckin'. That would be the limit, wouldn't it?

Yeah. (Such cuties.)

birds can be rather stupid

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only birds, of course.

rabbit mail

i would not, in the ordinary course of things, insert advertisements here.

but if you have a really important letter to deliver, send it by rabbit mail. they will deliver in any weather, anywhere, under all conditions, even on weekends.

last sunday was my beloved's birthday, which we were spending far, far out in the countryside. how could anyone get a birthday greeting card to her?
but in the morning, when she was still asleep, this little post-rabbit hopped up to the door with an envelope in his hand, which he handed to me to give to her - he was knowledgeable enough about human matters to trust me. of course i delivered the card, and the recipient, i'm glad to say, was very happy.

i took this little sketch of him sitting out on the lawn, since i believe very few people have ever actually seen, far less talked to, a post-rabbit. let's wish the little guys a lot of success, they really know their job.

And since we mentioned dancing:

(see more here)

portrait

evil tongues say i can't draw anything but rabbits. slander and calumny! i can draw any animal whatsoever, as long as he's small and furry, has long ears, a short fluffy tail and whiskers, sits upright supported by his hind legs and draws pictures. so there.
(more rabbit stuff to be found here, on a very deviant art website.)

you're sweeter than any carrots, darling

moonwatching

according to ancient indian tradition, the spots we see on the surface of the moon are not (as we europeans believe) a man in the moon, but a rabbit.
recent research tells us that she is a female rabbit.

the great rabbit puzzle

how many rabbits do you see in this picture?

rabbit

after all, this is easter. (i don't want to forget it myself, therefor i am posting rabbits. don't mind me.)

here's a problem for you

you leave a small party very early in the morning, like 1 o' clock.
the girl you love leaves at the same time.

she refuses your offer to go with her half her way home (your way home is in the opposite direction, so it would mean walking about three times the party-home distance for you).
she hugs and kisses you - very closely (which she has but rarely done before).
the hug gets extremely close, till she says "i think you want to squeeze me to death". you let go of each other.

you explain to her that you don't really want to kill her in any way.
you hug once more, very intensely.

she says "you do want to squeeze me to death", and you part, very affectionately.

what's going on between the two of you?

rabbitory

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Fat rabbit.


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Slim, or baby rabbit.


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Fat rabbit, looking up.


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Stupid fat rabbit.


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Very fat rabbit, by the name of Nijntje. (copyright by Marlies)


Make them flourish and multiply all over the world!

he's cute :-)

always wanted a stuffed animal a lot bigger than myself... this dear little pink bunny is so big you can climb him and walk around on him :-)

edit: i fuckin' stole the rabbit topic (though not the pic) from aasa.

Big, big fluffy rabbit

I hardly ever find my way into a cinema, but believe me, this rabbit is more than just a good reason...